Sunday, March 27, 2005
2:35 pm
2:35 pm
Finally, someone who agrees
Ok, I took this from someones journal >.< ehh well,
Tanning! Everyone does it nowadays and I am confused why exactly it is done. Tans are fucking ugly as shit. A lot of these preppy folks at school tell me to get a tan cuz I'm too white. I like being white dammit! It actually looks good! I don't see the appeal of tans at all. They make your skin look dry and leathery. They make you look orange. And tanning causes skin cancer. Dry, leathery, cancerous, orange skin. Man! That sounds awesome! All I hear from a lot of these people is how they got burned from their tanning bed and how bad it hurts and how they're skin is starting to peel. And I asked one of these folks why she tans and she said "Because tans make you look at least 10 times better!". Your skin is peeling off in orange flaks! You look like an old fucking car seat! Tell me how that is sexy?
And I know that some of you will be like, "I tan and I'm not orange! You only look orange if you fake bake!" if you say that, I want you to do this for me to save myself some time. I want you to look in the mirror, and see what color your skin is. It's orange! And after that I want you to slam a door on your head a couple times. No, make it a couple hundred times. Then get skin cancer. Then when you're in a coma from slamming the door on your head and are in kemo cuz of the cancer, I hope a truck crashes into your hospital room and runs you over. You'd deserve it, trust me. Tans are fucking ugly. If you're not black, mexican or anything, you have no right to have dark skin. Bitches.
Moral of This Entry: People who tan should get cancer.
He is my God.
